Different Kinds of Sheit

[Mikey]

haha... how many diffent types of shit do we got there..

regular shit: self explanatory

thick shit: stuff so hard u cant push out.. feels like ur hole is gonna tear open

watery shit: runs down ur cheek ass and gets real messy

bomb sheit: when it drops in the toilet it splashes the water back up and wets ur cheeks

i ate corn shit: u can see ur bits of corn in there

5 minute shit: take a shit and then u keep going back every 5 minutes

waiting shit: u gotta go but u sit and nothing comes out

blaster shit: u shit and in combination with combustable gases(fart) it just shoots out of ur ass like a cannon and balsts pieces all over the place

wont wipe clean shit: ur wiping ur ass then u still got drizzles coming out.. u end up using the whole roll of paper for one session

dingle berry shit: u take a sit and u still got a little berry hangin from the tips of ur ass hair

baby shit: u take a shit and just a small drop like the size of a pea or something and ur like "thats it"

dip shit: the name of somone who is stupid

no shit: used when talking sarcasticly

[VegasRaverKid]

LoL, oh dear god, that has to be single handly then greatest post in the history of off topic things ::: rolling :::

[Mikey]

back from the dead.. i thought this was kinda funny

[nevaeh]

Where the heck u find all this SHIT?? lol